COOL CLOTHES
AT A SHORT OF CLOTHES? GOT TORN JEANS? NEED NEW CLOTHES AT A CHEEP PRICE? THEN COME TO COOL CLOTHES, WHERE WE HAVE ALL THE CLOTHES YOU COULD EVER WANT! AND WITH BETTER STYLES AND FASHIONS THEN OUR COMPETITION! THERE AREN'T ANY ALTERNATIVES THAT ARE CHEEP AND STYLISH! IF YOU BUY IN THE YEAR 2009 YOU GET ONE FREE ITEM FOR EVERY TEN ITEMS YOU BUY AS AN INCENTIVE! AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BREAKING YOUR BUDGET BECAUSE OUR COST OF PRODUCTION IS LOW SO WE CAN SELL THEM CHEEP TO YOU. PLUS ALL GOODS ON SALE ARE UNDER $10.00! AND SINCE WE JUST OPENED WE ARE AT A SURPLUS SO EVERYTHING IS ON SALE! IT'S THE LAW OF DEMAND! BUT YOU BETTER COME SOON,THE THE DEMAND WILL BE THROUGH THE ROOF, WE'LL BE AT A SCARCITY, I MEAN WE'LL BE REALLY SCARCE UNTIL WE GET IN A NEW SHIPMENT. BECAUSE YOU CAN GO CRAZY! BUY CLOTHES FOR YOU, YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY AND EVEN YOU FAMILY PET!
WE HAVE GREAT EMPLOYEES FOR EVEN BETTER CONSUMER SERVICE. HERE AT COOL CLOTHES WE ARE PROUD TO BE THE PRODUCERS OF SUCH AMAZING STYLES AND FASHIONS! THE OPPORTUNITY COST IS THE OTHER PLAIN BORING EXPENSIVE CLOTHES AT OTHER STORES! WE ALSO KNOW HOW HARD IT IS AT OTHER STORES TO IND LARGER SIZES SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO AROUND TO EVERY STORE LOOKING FOR YOUR SIZE! IT'S A GREAT TRADE-OFF FOR YOUR CURRENCY. THATS ECONOMICS FOR YOU!
STORE HOURS;
MON-FRI: 10 AM-8PM
SATURDAY: 11AM-6PM
CLOSED SUNDAY
WE HAVE GREAT EMPLOYEES FOR EVEN BETTER CONSUMER SERVICE. HERE AT COOL CLOTHES WE ARE PROUD TO BE THE PRODUCERS OF SUCH AMAZING STYLES AND FASHIONS! THE OPPORTUNITY COST IS THE OTHER PLAIN BORING EXPENSIVE CLOTHES AT OTHER STORES! WE ALSO KNOW HOW HARD IT IS AT OTHER STORES TO IND LARGER SIZES SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO AROUND TO EVERY STORE LOOKING FOR YOUR SIZE! IT'S A GREAT TRADE-OFF FOR YOUR CURRENCY. THATS ECONOMICS FOR YOU!
STORE HOURS;
MON-FRI: 10 AM-8PM
SATURDAY: 11AM-6PM
CLOSED SUNDAY
